Bloomfield Twp MI Pet Waste Removal Services

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Bloomfield Pet Waste Removal

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Doogie Dooty Clean Up Can Be A Real Chore, Let Us Handle It

Being a pet owner can be an incredibly fulfilling experience. They provide you with companionship, entertainment, and unconditional love. But there are some parts of being a pet owner that are less than enjoyable. One of those less than enjoyable things is having to pick up dog poop.

When you have a dog, taking them outside to do their business is part of the job. This means you either have to be hyper diligent about cleaning dog droppings or pick a day of the week where you commit to cleaning up the yard.

Having to pick up dog poop is never a great task, especially when it is raining, snowing, or blisteringly hot. This can sometimes result in your yard looking messy and unkempt. Leaving this pet waste in your yard also opens up the chance that your dog may choose to eat it or roll around in it. All dog owners have been on the receiving end of that moment of horror when you see your dog get on his back and roll around in something in the yard. Cleaning up a dog that has rolled in his own poop is not fun at all.

Thankfully, we are here to help with Bloomfield Township pooper scooper services!

Cleaning Animal Crap Is What We’re Best At?

We are a service that will pick up dog poop plain and simple. That’s right. Our professional technicians will come to your home and clean up dog poop from your yard. We come on a regular schedule set by you so you can always count on a clean yard. Gone are the days of forgetting to clean up the yard until you or one of your family members steps in dog poop.

Why Hire Professional Bloomfield Township Pet Waste Removal Service?

You may think that hiring professionals to pick up dog poop is an unnecessary service, but how many times have you been standing in your garage or at your front door dreading having to pick up dog poop? This is exactly why our service exists. We remove that less than pleasant part of being a pet owner off your to-do list. You can rely on our uniformed technicians to come and thoroughly clean your yard no matter the weather, temperature, or day of the week.

What Bloomfield MI Services Do We Offer?

Our main service is picking up dog poop. But we also offer services to clean up Bloomfield Township wild animal waste. This is a great service to consider if you live near a pond, lake, or golf course. You know how frustrating it is to walk into your lawn and see duck and goose waste all over. We take care of that for you! This is especially helpful during their migration periods when the amount of waste can get overwhelming.

Our services cover yards and homes both large and small. We have special pricing custom fit to you, the size of your yard, the size of your dog, the number of dogs, and the frequency with which you want us to clean. Have a large property? Call us for custom solutions!

Importance of a Dog Waste Removal Service

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In doing some research recently, I wanted to find out the number of results on Google for the phrase "dogs poop." I was literally astonished (to put it mildly), at the fact that over 10 million results came up of videos, articles, and websites. I read a few of the articles and came to the conclusion that some of the authors were very well versed on the subject, and I must admit, that I did learn a thing or two or twenty. The thing that blew me away though, was the mass number of videos of dogs hunched over doing what they do after they ate a good meal (and from the number of videos posted, it looks like a lot of good eating was going on). Not the videos themselves mind you, (although I do wonder why someone would post a video of his dog taking a poo poo break), but my jaw dropped at the number of views that these "crappy" videos received. Sorry, you had to know that I would make that reference sooner or later. I mean some of theses videos had 500,000-600,000 views. Is there something that I am missing here? Don't people have anything better to do with their time than sit around watching dogs take a crap? What is the fascination one has with watching a strange dog (or his own dog) take a poo break? I know when I see my guys do their little circling antic and find the right spot to handle their business, I am the first to look away. I am going to see if I can come up with some answers in a future article and write about that and perhaps interview some people to find out why, so stay tuned. As for now, I want to address the articles written on the question as to why dogs eat their own poop?

Now before we go on talking about coprophagy and using words like disgust and yeeck to describe this natural act, let me bring up a couple other deplorable acts that we do as humans, that may have dogs scrunching their noses up at us. I have heard of certain experimenting people who dabble in a certain sexual dalliance that would resemble dogs eating poop and what they do is not called coprophagy! And can you say cannibalism? Something just doesn't seem natural about me barbequing my neighbor or like a certain incident that happened in Florida recently where a barbeque wasn't even needed where a guy ate another guy.

If we really are so hell bent on stopping our animals from eating their own poo poo, really there is one easy fix: PICK UP YOUR DOGS POOP IMMEDIATELY! This will not only stop coprophagy, but help stop the spread of such dangerous bacteria as E-Coli and other diseases that is prevalent in our pet's poo. And wouldn't it be so nice not to have to tippy toe around our parks or have to clean off our shoes after stepping in a pile?

So now that we have figured out how to stop our dogs from eating their poop, any ideas how to stop these people that look like they are trying to dig to China through their noses?

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In doing some research recently, I wanted to find out the number of results on Google for the phrase "dogs poop." I was literally astonished (to put it mildly), at the fact that over 10 million results came up of videos, articles, and websites. I read a few of the articles and came to the conclusion that some of the authors were very well versed on the subject, and I must admit, that I did learn a thing or two or twenty. The thing that blew me away though, was the mass number of videos of dogs hunched over doing what they do after they ate a good meal (and from the number of videos posted, it looks like a lot of good eating was going on). Not the videos themselves mind you, (although I do wonder why someone would post a video of his dog taking a poo poo break), but my jaw dropped at the number of views that these "crappy" videos received. Sorry, you had to know that I would make that reference sooner or later. I mean some of theses videos had 500,000-600,000 views. Is there something that I am missing here? Don't people have anything better to do with their time than sit around watching dogs take a crap? What is the fascination one has with watching a strange dog (or his own dog) take a poo break? I know when I see my guys do their little circling antic and find the right spot to handle their business, I am the first to look away. I am going to see if I can come up with some answers in a future article and write about that and perhaps interview some people to find out why, so stay tuned. As for now, I want to address the articles written on the question as to why dogs eat their own poop?

Now before we go on talking about coprophagy and using words like disgust and yeeck to describe this natural act, let me bring up a couple other deplorable acts that we do as humans, that may have dogs scrunching their noses up at us. I have heard of certain experimenting people who dabble in a certain sexual dalliance that would resemble dogs eating poop and what they do is not called coprophagy! And can you say cannibalism? Something just doesn't seem natural about me barbequing my neighbor or like a certain incident that happened in Florida recently where a barbeque wasn't even needed where a guy ate another guy.

If we really are so hell bent on stopping our animals from eating their own poo poo, really there is one easy fix: PICK UP YOUR DOGS POOP IMMEDIATELY! This will not only stop coprophagy, but help stop the spread of such dangerous bacteria as E-Coli and other diseases that is prevalent in our pet's poo. And wouldn't it be so nice not to have to tippy toe around our parks or have to clean off our shoes after stepping in a pile?

So now that we have figured out how to stop our dogs from eating their poop, any ideas how to stop these people that look like they are trying to dig to China through their noses?

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Having a pet is a great experience for a family. From providing companionship and comfort to teaching responsibility, pets bring families closer together. Most of the aspects of pet ownership and fun: going on long walks, having a Netflix buddy, playing fetch, having an extra set of eyes to make sure the house is safe. Some other parts are not so fun. Things like barking at 3 am or finding a chewed shoe once in awhile.

The part of pet ownership that people most frequently complain about is picking up dog poop. That’s right. Picking up dog poop is that part of owning a pet that people dread. Often times, this task is rotated among the kids in the family and let’s be honest, kids more often than not conveniently “forget” that they were on pooper scooper duty for that week.

This means a messy yard and an unpleasant build up of dog poop to pick up. Usually, the parents are the ones who have to go out and pick up dog poop because they want the yard to be clean and your son needs to finish his homework before dinnertime. Wouldn’t it be nice if there was a service to deal with this nuisance? Well now there is!

What Are We Talking About?

We are talking about a full-scale, professional pet poop removal service. For one monthly price, we will come to your home and pick up all the dog poop in your yard. We offer custom solutions that fit your busy schedule.

We will come to your home on whatever day you desire and fully clean up your lawn. We have a rotating schedule, so we can come anywhere from every week to every month. Every two week is the plan that most pet owners choose. The two week plan helps the yard stay clean for the best price. After we clean up the yard, we will actually haul away the poop. That’s right. We remove the poop from your premises and safely dispose of it so it doesn't stink up your trash cans.

Our staff comes uniformed and ready to work with all the supplies they need. We are incredibly efficient with our work and you won’t even know we were there (aside from coming home to a sparkling clean lawn that is).

Service Specifics

Now for the technical part. We do offer a suite of specific pricing options based on the size of your yard. The prices do fluctuate depending on amount of pets and the frequency of cleaning, so it is always best to call us and have us do an estimate for you fit to your exact needs.

Extra Small

Our Extra Small plan is perfect for people with a small back yard or a simple dog run. Best suited for homes in the near suburbs of a city. The size this covers is about 20’ by 20’ and under.

Small  

Our Small plan is a great option for most standard sized homes in the far suburbs of a city. With most lots being a standard size now, this is a good option for people in subdivisions or neighborhoods. This plan covers the size 60’ by 120’.

Medium

Our Medium plan is a good choice for people with larger yards. This usually covers homes in large, more rural suburbs or gated communities. This plan covers properties that are half an acre or under.

Large

A great plan for larger homes or homes with more land, our Large plan covers homes that have a property that is 2 acres or under.

Extra-Large

For properties that are larger than most, we have our Extra-Large plan. This is a great option for people who live in a more rural setting. This plan covers properties that are 4 acres or under.

Custom Pricing

Have a property that is bigger than our plans? Don’t worry! Anything larger than 4 acres can be covered by our custom plans. We want to make sure that everyone can get the dog poop removal they need so we will work with you to create a plan that is great for you!